ATTENTION CITIZENS OF NUFFLETOWN AND POTENTIAL CITIZENS!

CITIZENS OF NUFFLETOWN!

Mayor Knotty McNuffle declares:

✅ World's Largest Deprecated Code Ball

✅ Waffle-Powered Electricity (60% uptime)

✅ Free Gas!*

✅ NO Forbidden Zone (Ignore glitchy AggSec Barrier rumors)

"In Knots We Trust, In Waffles We Scale"

*Gas fees only. T&Cs apply. Must pass "Name That Meme" test.

APPLICATIONS NOT GUARANTEED